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Hartley Fortesque Mousewrangler
Created: 07-25
Factory: London, England
Currently: Los Angeles, CA
M.O.: Does things with computers and to things that breaks computers.
Impulses: Hedonism, loud fast music, good food, football, hockey but not at the same time.
Repulses: Nouveau punks, kids that think they are cool. (i.e. the rest of the PBR staff), cowards, cry babies, saying and not doing, pacifists, tree huggers, Johnnie foreigner, fat people, hippies and coleslaw.
Input: The Magus by John Fowles, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Excalibur, The Art of War by Sun Tzu, Gems From The Equinox by Aleister Crowley, Enter the Dragon, Rapid Fire, Red Wings Hockey, Redskins Football, Martial Arts and many web sites.
Goals: Be reincarnated as a fat tabby.
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