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P MoneyP Money is one of the few minority members of the staff, who along with Salazar holds down the fort at the Hermosa Estate as he awaits Preston to provide food, lodging, shelter, and hairball cleanup. The youngest affiliate has an evident affection for Chinese food and not exercising. A world-reknowned chick magnet, a connoisseur of kittie porn, and sports guru. Likes a sunset, warm carpet, and ladies who don’t like dogs. Has followed Preston across the country, although often not by choice. Favorites· Films – All Dogs Go To Hell · TV Shows – Sabrina the Teenage Witch · Foods – “Fresh tuna or chicken, grass, shoelaces, pepperoni.” · Alcoholic Beverages – “Mongoose malt liquor. The can is colorful.” · Closeted Alcoholic Beverage– “Fuzzy Navels.” · Celebrity – “Cat Stevens, although these days he’s a recluse.” · Bagger Other Than Self – “Brandon Iron. He combines bluntness with suave charm. Much like myself.” · Book – “I can barely type, let alone read.” Celebrity You’d Most Like To Nail – “Alf. To a brick wall.” Bagger Whose Ass You Could Kick Most Easily – “The Phenomenon, when he’s passed out on our floor.” Individual You Aspire To Be Most Like – “A lazier version of me.”
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