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Preston SeiderPreston gets the ladies. If you know a lady, he will get her or has already gotten her. If he has not gotten her, he did not want her, and most likely you can have her. Unless he’s feeling frisky, then he’s going to have her, regardless of your position. He is at once a relationship expert, entertainment expert, devilish sexpot, and your next of kin. But that won’t stop him from getting your lady. Favorites· Films – “The original Ocean’s 11. Also, ‘The Chase’ with my boy Charlie Sheen.” · TV Shows – “You know what? I liked ‘Felicity’ and I don’t give a damn what that makes me.” · Foods – “Anything at Denny’s, any non-seafood, and Pinguinos. Live with a Mexican, you’ll know what I’m talking about.” · Alcoholic Beverages – “Ketel One martinis, single-malt on the rocks (no water), Pabst Blue Ribbon, Boone’s Farm Wild Island, Scope.” · Closeted Alcoholic Beverage – “Rum and coke. It’s like I’m 19 all over again.” · Celebrity – Neil Diamond. · Bagger Other Than Self – “Fingers Maloney. His birthday parties are memorable, from what they’ve told me afterwards.” · Book – “My Night With Hartley” by Guy Handler Celebrity You’d Most Like To Nail – “Tara Reid. I don’t care what you think.” Bagger Whose Ass You Could Kick Most Easily – “Salazar. He’s a pacifist…or as they say in Spanish, ‘lazio’.” Individual You Aspire To Be Most Like – Liam Gallagher |
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