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Salazar
Birthday: August 18
Origin: Guadalajara, Mexico
Current Location: Los Angeles, CA
Salazar's life line reads like a stereotype: Take your average, short Mexican kid with genius-level intellect, place him in the moderately prestigious Los Angeles suburb of Sherman Oaks, watch him fly through high school and breeze through
three and a half years of schooling at Syracuse University with a bevy of degrees, add a pinch of refined, raw athleticism and a dash of cunning suave demeanor and you get our Salazar. Oh how many times have we seen this before?
Salazar's topics will range as much as his diverse portfolio of interests will allow, which is to say that he will only cover topics dear to his heart. Expect quality exposure to otherwise little-known, international packets of life, such as sports and music,
from this young, yet travelled Bagger. Oh, and that tag on his head, thats a Puma sign...learn to recognize.
Favorites:
Hobbies: Vegas trips, Soccer games, Raves, Syracuse University sporting events
Food: Milanesa, lobster ceviche lettuce cups, well-prepared sushi, those 5 peso tacos at any Mexican taco stand
Alcoholic beverages: Pabst Genuine Draft Light, Pabst Ice, straight vodka, straight tequila
Closeted alcoholic beverage: Sparks energy drinks with 8% alcohol....maybe its just the orange can
Celebrity: Fernando Valenzuela; he had class, charisma and athleticism all wrapped into one
TV Shows: Beverly Hills 90210, The Real World, Road Rules, Saved By The Bell, and of course Sportscenter
Films: Swingers, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Groove, Office Space
Books: Moby Dick, The Runaway Jury, eBoys, The Prince
Celebrity You'd Most Like To Nail: Kylie Minogue just edges out Britney Spears...a girl who can dance is key. She doesn't have
to dance well, just put in an effort with a smile on her face.
Bagger Other Than self: Fingers Maloney has a keen sense of satirically analyzing the world's most depressing news,
while at the same time addressing his readership as 'his little tacos.' Thats good, I like that.
Bagger Whose Ass You Could Kick Most Easily: P Money is a cat...I usually kicks his ass 3 times out of 5 when we fight.
Individual You Aspire To Be Most Like: I use to say Tiger Woods, but he never looks happy. Then I thought Kobe Bryant, but he's
already married and is expecting a kid, thats no good. Now I think I'm at a cross between DJ Tiesto and Rafael Marquez of AS Monaco.
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