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"Mr. Accident"Starring:
Roger Crumpkin is an accident-prone fool, but it is up to him and his UFO-obsessed girlfriend to stop his evil employer from selling addictive eggs laced with nicotine. You heard me right Goddamnit - eggs laced with nicotine! Still tasty as ever! Review: Yahoo Serious. Are you fucking serious? You suck! You need to be punched in the face! Hold on a second… breathing… slow deep breaths… counting down from 10… anger subsiding… OK, here’s the review. Absolutely brutal! The Continental walked out and I fell asleep, “Blood Simple” style. Honestly, I had high hopes for this movie. I have seen Yahoo Serious' two other films and enjoyed them both, but he is getting older and isn’t the young scamp that he used to be (or funny like he used to be). Based on this film I would guess that he is becoming a bit senile and disconnected. Maybe there is a little Alzheimer's or Lou Gehrig's disease setting in? There has to be a logical explanation for this. To tell the truth, once I fell asleep, I woke up in a daze a number of times. I remember waking up at one point and seeing a silver, flying disk leave his apartment and go into outer space, it then attaches to a spaceship that is flying by. Apparently there are life forms other than humans in the universe and they had lost their hubcap. Don’t ask me what the fuck that was all about - it was pretty fucking random. I assume it had something to do with the plot. Let me apologize for the less than informative review; however, when you see as little of a movie as I did of Mr. Accident, you can only go on emotions alone. Can anybody say “exercise in futility?” This applies to both the film’s failed attempts to be humorous and my failed attempt to stay conscious for 90 minutes. Don’t see this movie. Highlights:
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