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Last week, PBR sent Sidearms and Salazar on an "all expenses paid" (read: NONE) trip to San Francisco to uncover some of the hidden pleasures that this Northern California utopia provides. Instead, they decided to hit some local watering holes, search for unattainable beer and listen to trance music all day and all night. With such a broad and deep range of goals and tasks, our youngest baggers couldn't pack it all in to one spotlight, so we'll break down the key points of interest today and come back later this week with all the fun road trip games and findings for all to share. Points of Interest: 1) Best Western--Millbrae, CA The most cost efficient lodging our two baggers could locate in the area. Amenities include a free fridge, complimentary apples, tasty cookies and former supermodel-turned-hotel desk attendant named Myrna. Could you ask for anything more for only $75 a night? 2) Red's Corner--Downtown Stop in for a beer (ask for Stroh's) and for your troubles, local barkeep Tom will disperse the secrets of the joint which used to be a laundromat/speakeasy that conveniently provided the foundation for a whore house during Prohibition. 3) The Brown Jug--Polk and just North of Jackson St. Come buy rare imported beer and watch Salazar wax philosophical with ignorant MLS soccer fans. 4) Van Ness St Right around the block from the Brown Jug, continue to listen in as Salazar threatens to go back and kick that ignorant 14 year old clerk's ass. 5) Denny's--Mission St. There is no better spot in town to watch our two resident lactose intolerant columnists try and digest the cheese on their burgers. 6) Pac Bell Park Conveniently located right along the Bay, Pac Bell Park offers a tremendous atmosphere to catch a ball game....if you don't have to watch the Giants, and you don't have to see Salazar and Sidearms being escorted out after being denied press passes. |
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 Some might consider Pac Bell Park scenic if you didn't have to catch a slight glimpse of Oakland in the background. |
 Red's Corner: Some locals say you can still smell the whorehouse on a rainy day... |
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