Top 5 2005 AVN Winners (Projected):

1. Paris Hilton
   Either via the tape released by The Phenomenon, or by Shannen Doherty's estranged husband.
2. Mischa Barton
   She'll teach young, misunderstoond Ryan from Chino that "The O.C." stands for 'oral coersion'.
3. Rachel Bilson
   The young actress hailing from Notre Dame High School in Sherman Oaks will release a grainy home video with Salazar after she gets tired of playing second fiddle to Marissa Cooper on Fox's new documentary "The O.C."
4. Krystal Steal
   Why didn't these girls go to our high school?
5. Rosie
   Rumor has it they've created a new category for "Fat Hypocrital Whore Who May or May Not Have Gotten Naked; Nobody Watched." Ah, it feels good to be back.

2005 AVN Winners (Projected)

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